Monday, January 31, 2011

Just Saw Something... Upsetting

If you're reading this, you may be aware of Danielle, one of the girls from A Stalking. I wasn't aware of this blog until a while ago today. Utter bomb drop when I realized she's exhibiting... symptoms. Headache and buzzing ears is one thing, but randomly falling asleep and hallucinations around Slender are another thing entirely. Couple that with the fact that Slender is giving her favors, and you've got a case of pre-proxy syndrome.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Steve, why would you care if some kid becomes a proxy? 3 reasons, readers.

1. Every person that becomes a proxy is a person that could have, at one point, helped someone. I'm in the market for as much help as possible. Snipers don't win wars.

2. Danielle knows me from a forum we both visit. I linked my Youtube account to that forum. She knows what I look like. If Slender's proxies are truly part of a hivemind, and she becomes one, they'll all know what I look like.

3. Danielle and I are pretty decent friends. Letting a friend just become a proxy would be horrible of me. I couldn't forgive myself if I did that.

By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, I found out how to edit my text colour. It's not exactly my favorite, but it's still better than default black.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Attempt 1

Quick warning before reading this any further: Do not, under any circumstances, even think about trying any of this, EVER. It was a horrible idea, and it damn near exposed me to Slendy. If you're a runner or a fighter, this is practically guaranteed to just piss Him off. The only reason I even survived is sheer surprise on His part.

I tried to trap Him yesterday. Went to what appears to be one of His favorite haunts and set it up. It was a simple enough trap, a net weighed up by bait the Slender bastard couldn't resist: A bowling ball with an Operator symbol scratched into it. Dumbass picked it up, releasing the rope under it, and the net above Him. Net falls, Slender gets pissed, 2 proxies immediately show up and cut the net. I ran as soon as I saw the proxies had knives.
Still, pretty good for a cheap laugh at the bastard's expense. Well, cheap-ish. Going to need to buy E. a new bowling ball.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Notes 1

1. Slender appears to follow typical human rules for line of sight, except when it comes to His intended target. Further investigation required, as Slender is at least as intelligent as a human. Knowing that, He should be able to mask His abilities.
-Addendum: Proxies are also capable of acting as Slender's eyes. Even though this should be common knowledge, avoid at all costs.

2. Later intended targets for Slender are typically those close to other targets. Slender seems to use their fear of Him as a weapon. While fear is a perfectly rational response to this monster, it is to be avoided if at all possible.
Note to Self: Research first recorded victims. See if path is traceable. Find potential future targets, and observe.

3. According to the Jester, memeic weapons work as a last resort. Field testing yielded mixed results, but I was nowhere near Slender. At least I got a few laughs out of his reaction to finding $20.
-Addendum: Crosses may not have worked for me, but then again, that may have something to do with my religious affiliation (or, rather, lack thereof). Either way, I still wouldn't recommend using them except as a last resort.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011


I'm not really used to the whole blogging thing, so bear with me. I just thought this needed to get out in public.
I'm not claiming to know what Slenderman is up to. I'm not going to even try to say I know how he works. Such things are beyond my mortal comprehension. All I'm saying is I can find him. I don't call on him, and he doesn't try to find me. I'd say he doesn't see me, but guessing that is kind of hard when he doesn't have any eyes. He's not targeting me, at the very least. No proxies, no music skips. Nothing. I've got no reason to run.
I recently decided to use this to my advantage. I'm going to watch over Slendy for a while. He's got me curious. I'm going to figure out how he works, once and for all. Then, and only then, I'll strike. This Slender bastard has done too much damage to be left around for too long, but failure to prepare is preparation for failure.
I'll post more when I learn more.